Robe Revolutionist Gifts

Fashion priest - zip instead of buttons.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Rock and Roll

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Man burning his tie.

Casual Thursday

'More hair than brains.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Fashion Week"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."