Robe Revolutionist Gifts

Fashion priest - zip instead of buttons.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Casual Thursday

Man burning his tie.

Punkins

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'Does anyone have a question?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'