Road Tripper's Choice Gifts

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Motor Tourism

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Camping.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.