Road Tripper's Haven Gifts

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kardiff.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we broke yet?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Valet park only"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.