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'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

"Dad's trying to work out the car charging points for our Christmas visits."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

How am I abducting?

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kardiff.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Family members!

'Are we broke yet?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Better times ahead.

Sister Cities

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Id/Ego/Superego.