Road Trip Strategist Prints

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

"Dad's trying to work out the car charging points for our Christmas visits."

'I spy with my little intelligence gathering app...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

How am I abducting?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Are we broke yet?'

Family members!

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Better times ahead.

Sister Cities

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Be open to help.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?