Road Haulage Professional Gifts

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Tunnel Mural

Taxi

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Successful Homing Pigeon.

"Except moles, madam."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Shipping contract.

Space Train

A-340 Airbus.

'I need to work a different shift.'

Transporting Live Cargo

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.

Road Signs.

Hee-Haul

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

Confusing Traffic Sign.

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

Stop and think.

The Annual Running of the Cabs