Road Etiquette Enthusiast Pillows

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Frequently rude drivers ahead."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Family traits.

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"Eye contact is good, but eye contact without blinking is not."

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

"Can I help you?"

"The barking ... it has to stop."

Speed Limit.

School crossing

'Your father told you to look both ways when crossing a four lane highway?'

Clark gets nailed.

"Always use the crosswalk!"

A guest departing a party.

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.