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"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Frequently rude drivers ahead."

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Family traits.

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Attention: Speed Troughs

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Eye contact is good, but eye contact without blinking is not."

"Can I help you?"

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.

Speed Limit.

"Always use the crosswalk!"

School crossing

Clark gets nailed.

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

"The barking ... it has to stop."

Confusing Traffic Sign.

A guest departing a party.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....