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White Water Cookery

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Greenwich in the Season'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Fishing direction sign.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Thames Pizza

"Have you seen my wife?"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'