River Cooking Enthusiasts Gifts

White Water Cookery

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Fly Fishing

Sausages.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Fishing direction sign.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Thames Pizza

"Have you seen my wife?"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'