Rivals At Heart Pillows

'Men look for competition in the eye. Women look for competition in the foot.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Eat my dust!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

The Alpha Seltzer

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Tic-tac-toe

'The grudge match.'

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Fight on the top

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.