Rivals At Heart Pillows

'Men look for competition in the eye. Women look for competition in the foot.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The Alpha Seltzer

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Eat my dust!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Tic-tac-toe

'The grudge match.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"Just being proactive."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'