Rivalry Revelers Pillows

'I hate snowboarders!'

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'

"Fetch!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Tic-tac-toe

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"