Rivalry Reveler Pillows

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

The Championship Fight Between Heenan and Sayers, on April 17, 1860

"I've gone off Newcastle- can I have a Man Utd kit mum."

Colts Win!!!

Go Favre

'I thought the government had abolished blood sports.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Polevault envy'.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I'm taking my ball home."

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'She's trying to prove her masculinity.'

"Please join me in welcoming our competitor's ex-wife, who will now dish about his firm's weak points."

"I hear you quietly rooting for the Patriots back there."

'I've heard Man City might buy them.'

'Here's one pound. There's only one team worth watching.'

England v Argentina - 'It's enough to make you go out and torpedo a rusting hulk of a battleship stuffed with young inexperienced conscripts'

'My mom can outshop your mom!'

"Uh-oh."

Baseball Angels

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Can our software do that?'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Eat my dust!"

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

The Alpha Seltzer