Rivalry Raconteur Gifts

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

No Pasadena Temps

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"Eat my dust!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Man...You age great!'

Tic-tac-toe

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'The grudge match.'

"Just being proactive."

'Are you blind ref?'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Fight on the top

"I had half a date last weekend."

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."