Rivalry Stories Gifts

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Eat my dust!"

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Man...You age great!'

Tic-tac-toe

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'The grudge match.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Just being proactive."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Fight on the top

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'