Rivalry Stories Gifts

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Eat my dust!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

The Alpha Seltzer

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Man...You age great!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Tic-tac-toe

'The grudge match.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Just being proactive."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Fight on the top

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.