Fan Of Rivalry Tales Gifts

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"Just being proactive."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

Lion v Kiwi.

"I still hate you."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."