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Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

"Just being proactive."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Lion v Kiwi.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."