Ringside Reveler Gifts

"Are we late?"

'My feet are killing me.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"I say we move on to dessert."

Musical genres

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Dave Brubeck

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

Candles on Drum

My own museum.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Circus Act

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

The ghost of christmas regifting

Noel Fever

Santana Claus

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Dancing in Color

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'