Ringside Reveler Mugs

"Are we late?"

'My feet are killing me.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"I say we move on to dessert."

Musical genres

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Candles on Drum

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

My own museum.

Circus Act

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

Santana Claus

Noel Fever

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"I can't understand women. They're happy punching each other around a boxing ring but ask them to hit a tennis ball and they scream in agony!"

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

Dancing in Color

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"