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"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

dog vs UFO...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Slinky Cow World

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Area 51: The Inside Story

Newton's cradle

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Surfing alien.

"Greetings, earthlings. We came here to get away from the horrible nuclear weapons race on our planet.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

You are everywhere.

The five inhospitable gas giants

Global warming

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

'Whoops!'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

God's studio assistants

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars