Ringed Planet Aficionado Gifts

'See the ring Pal, I'm married.'

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

dog vs UFO...

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Slinky Cow World

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Newton's cradle

Area 51: The Inside Story

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Surfing alien.

"Greetings, earthlings. We came here to get away from the horrible nuclear weapons race on our planet.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

People Planet.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

You are everywhere.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

God's studio assistants

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Global warming

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'Whoops!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

The five inhospitable gas giants