Ring-side Revelers Pillows

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Mime Baby

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

High Five

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'Any idea why your boyfriend is handing out cigars in the pub?'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

The Happy Couple

Congratulations on your Civil Partnership

Two brides raise a glass.

"The High Court has said 'Yes,' so we can say 'Yes', before we say 'Yes'!"

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Happy Valentine's Day

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

Tip jar at boxing match.

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

'...winning coxless four...'

'I can't count to ten, can you?.'

Party Fowl

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Those fireworks are nothing compared to the coach's after we lost the game!'

Just Married