Ring-side Revelers T-Shirts

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Mime Baby

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

High Five

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'Any idea why your boyfriend is handing out cigars in the pub?'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Which is yours??'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"The High Court has said 'Yes,' so we can say 'Yes', before we say 'Yes'!"

Two brides raise a glass.

The Happy Couple

Congratulations on your Civil Partnership

Happy Valentine's Day

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

Tip jar at boxing match.

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

'I can't count to ten, can you?.'

Knock-out at the boxing match.

Party Fowl

'...winning coxless four...'

'Those fireworks are nothing compared to the coach's after we lost the game!'

Just Married