Ribbon Wrangler Gifts

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

A snake attempts to wrap a present

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Quality Control

Mittens is challenged by the string.

So you're a mocking bird...

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Check out my free white paper!"

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

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Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'