Rhyme Wrangler Gifts

"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"

"The days of great lyrics are over. Let's aim for greeting card lyrics."

'Breaking her back is a bit violent. How about just breaking your mom's good dishes?'

'Make it something that rhymes with 'evaporate'.'

"It's going to be my first protest song, as soon as I can figure out some words that rhyme with 'Napster,' 'Bertelsmann,' and 'service charge.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'I'd like to renew my poetic license!'

'Face it, Kemosabe - Nothing rhymes with 'Hi-Yo, Silver,''

'Moon, June...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Sybil Obama

Editor.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'OK...now what?'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Did you want me, boss?'

Literary rain

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

The Drone Ranger

"This isn't how the story went at all."

"Not guilty, because your lawyer came up with some great excuses."

Doctors talking about ways to confuse patients with jargon.

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Medical Bracelet