Rhythm Wrangler Gifts

Musician

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

So you're a mocking bird...

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

King kong 5 G.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Dissectum Paniculata

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

Cow Pilot.

Fish don't like worms.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

Automation of Security

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?