Rhododendron Romantic Gifts

Charles's Radical Environmentalism Started with Innocent Tree-Hugging, then Quickly Progressed to Lewd Acts with Rhododendrons.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Dog in love

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'You're always living in the past.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Company Ink.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"Thanks for walking me home."

A bee and a flower are in bed.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Artificial Love

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"All my dates have to get her approval."

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

Long walks on the beach. . . after 15 years of marriage.

Tunnel of Long Term Resentment

"All I know is that some girl named Carolina likes me."

Mr. and Mrs. Jones's Walking Tour.

'For goodness sake. Pull yourself together.'

Stone Age Valentine

Mitzy was determined to wash that man right out of her hair