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Charles's Radical Environmentalism Started with Innocent Tree-Hugging, then Quickly Progressed to Lewd Acts with Rhododendrons.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Dog in love

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'You're always living in the past.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Company Ink.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"Thanks for walking me home."

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

Artificial Love

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"All my dates have to get her approval."

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

Tunnel of Long Term Resentment

'For goodness sake. Pull yourself together.'

"All I know is that some girl named Carolina likes me."

Mr. and Mrs. Jones's Walking Tour.

Stone Age Valentine

Long walks on the beach. . . after 15 years of marriage.

"I've met someone."

'You and your 'long walks on the beach'!'