Rhinoplasty Gifts

Stop picking you nose!

"Remember, Nanook, no kissing for a couple of days."

Man showing in the rain.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Facelift Book.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Tooth fairy.

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"She's had a lot of work done."

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Dancing in Love

"What did you expect from an oral surgeon?"

Commuters dancing in the rain.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Just to mess with his patients' heads...

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

New You Plastic Surgery. That's right, doctor, I gave her the bill and her nose went right out of joint again.

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"