Nose Hair Expert Gifts

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

Facial hair continental drift.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"FYI, we still practice brown nosing here."

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"Oops."

'Do you have anything for extra-dry hair?'

"Fixing bad dye jobs was my specialty in cosmetology school. Too bad after all those years, I perfected just one style..."

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

"He's got his Daddy's nose."

cars and their owners hairstyles.

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

"So how long does it take for your hair to grow?"