Rhinoplasty Specialist Gifts

'I'm suggesting rhinoplasty to alleviate your condition.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Tooth fairy.

'No need to shout.'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

Umbrella Roof

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"What did you expect from an oral surgeon?"

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

Just to mess with his patients' heads...

"Remember, Nanook, no kissing for a couple of days."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.