Rhinoplasty Specialist Gifts

'I'm suggesting rhinoplasty to alleviate your condition.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Tooth fairy.

'No need to shout.'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Umbrella Roof

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"What did you expect from an oral surgeon?"

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Remember, Nanook, no kissing for a couple of days."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.