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Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

Billy. The Kid.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Young Gums

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Lawman

"El muy mal perro"

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Giddyup."

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

Rhinestone Accountant

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

L'il Buckaroo.

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'Well any Pal o' yours is a pal o' mine.'

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

The Assistant

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'