Rhinestone Ravers T-Shirts

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Cybergoth.

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

Club DJ.

Dance Dance Dance.

The new rain dance.

"There's a caterpillar in my food."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Ziggy Wombat

Life Discovered on Mars

Rhino Art

Rhinestone Accountant

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'My car has been tipped over and rammed repeatedly. You don't know anything about this, do you Carl?

Steve Morse

"That bass isn't bad."

Wordilly Durdillies - A fashion victim.

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

'No, I haven't seen an orthodontist about it — I'm a rhinoceros, dummy!'

"I don't need a bag. I have a trunk."

"Nobody ever talks about how nobody ever talks about the Rhino in the room."

Dance Enthusiasts.

Night clubbing.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

Zoo. Rhino. Why should the rhino be nearsighted? Think about it … With good vision, would they be likely to reproduce?

Prodigy

Teddy Bear Rave - "I remember when they were happy with just a picnic."

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

"Borrrrrinnnnggg!"