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Cowboy legend # 37: Jack Valance.

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Western Outfitters.

The Lawman

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"El muy mal perro"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'