Review Googler Gifts

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"Good evening. Can I start you off with a customer satisfaction survey?"

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day."

"It gets worse! She's recommended us as a bed & breakfast on Trip Advisor!"

"This might not be very good. Our cook is in a really bad mood."

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

Cat Yelp.

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

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