Compound Googler Gifts

"I didn't want to come in, but I've spent thousands of hours online diagnosing my neck pain and it just keeps getting worse."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

= too complex

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Cursing Scientist.

Washing Machine Torture

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

Chaos Theory: Only 6 More Days Until All Hell Breaks Loose!

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

"Should we add sodium to hydrogen?"

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

Falcon finds Waldo

"And to Gloria Beal, the award for most google and bing citations..."

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

'She's not just my mum, she's also my best friend. I so hate her.'

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

Spray on Freckles.

Metallurgy Lab. He's always discovering new compounds by accident. Alloy oops!

I googled myself today. I read a lot of bad things about myself. But the good news, if it can be called that, is that none of it matter, because I'm fictional.

That's the last time I even think of Googling "climate change."

What's In Food?