Compound Creator Gifts

"Should we add sodium to hydrogen?"

Baking

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Building Blocks.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Jerry Lordan

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Creator's Block

Building a gingerbread house

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Mozart

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

Birthday Painting

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

God's Writers Block

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

Arnold Schoenberg

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

"I need a minute."

'Something's wrong. The hot-cakes aren't selling.'

'The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention these custom peppermint windows?'