Hybrid Creator Gifts

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Audio Books

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

A Kangermoo

Chickenspox

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"I'll need a three iron."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Fauna Hybrids

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'Underground cartoonist'

Recombinant DNA

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Man driving car using feet: 'Stinkin' hybrid!'

'When you said you were getting me a hybrid for transportation, I had envisioned something else.'

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

"The funny thing is that when I invited you to contribute to the anthology. I never expected you to accept."

Blind Musician/Deaf Artist

Ficken or Chish?

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

buy a hybrid, you slug!