Classic Creator Gifts

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

The Map of the human brain

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The Origami Society...

You had me at vintage.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Building Blocks.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Creator's Block

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

'Styrofoam.'

Harps and Embroidery.

What's Their Secret?

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'