Classic Creator Gifts

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

The Map of the human brain

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The Origami Society...

You had me at vintage.

Building Blocks.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

Creator's Block

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Harps and Embroidery.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'