Concept Creator Gifts

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

How to make a concept album

The Map of the human brain

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Raincloud Umbrella

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Building Blocks.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Brain Power

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Creator's Block

Trainset

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

Setting up companies

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Headless Self-Portrait

Flying Pen

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

'I've invented copyright.'

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

God's Writers Block

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

Convergent Fauna