Concept Creator T-Shirts

'It's a bit old.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

How to make a concept album

The Map of the human brain

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Raincloud Umbrella

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Building Blocks.

Brain Power

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Creator's Block

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Trainset

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

Setting up companies

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Creative Director skipping through an advertising portfolio.

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Headless Self-Portrait

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Flying Pen

'I've invented copyright.'