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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Map of the human brain

"Look! No hands!"

The Origami Society...

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Building Blocks.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Brain Power

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Trainset

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

Artist using a paint roller to make abstract paintings

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

The Great Chemical Novel.

Headless Self-Portrait

Nice custom job, Bill!

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Flying Pen

'I've invented copyright.'

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

"My art speaks for itself."

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.

Thinking outside the box (or shell).

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

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