Concept Creators Gifts

'I've invented copyright.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Map of the human brain

Raincloud Umbrella

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Brain Power

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Creator's Block

Trainset

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

Setting up companies

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

The Great Chemical Novel.

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Artist using a paint roller to make abstract paintings

Headless Self-Portrait

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Flying Pen

Nice custom job, Bill!

How to make a concept album

"My art speaks for itself."

Thinking outside the box (or shell).