Compound Creator T-Shirts

Metallurgy Lab. He's always discovering new compounds by accident. Alloy oops!

"Should we add sodium to hydrogen?"

Baking

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Building Blocks.

Jerry Lordan

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Building a gingerbread house

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Creator's Block

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

Mozart

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

Birthday Painting

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

"Your mom really puts herself into her work, doesn't she?"

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

God's Writers Block

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

'Something's wrong. The hot-cakes aren't selling.'

Arnold Schoenberg

"I need a minute."