Galactic Googlers Gifts

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Boptimism

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Emergency exit into Space

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"