Returning Officer Gifts

'And where have you been?'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Family traits.

Prisoner Crossing

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

A confinement of convicts

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

State Prison Child Care

'I'm coping.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"This is the brother I told you guys about."

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

'Say, you must be the Ed Johnson my wife kept telling me she should have married!'

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

"Prose & Cons."

'Looks like the prison has finally reached capacity.'

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

"… which of course begs the question can any punishment really ever fit any crime?"

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

'No, I wasn't concerned about gun control.'

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

Prison Chicken

'I think it's for retired sailors.'

Army official with stars raining on him.

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'