Returning Officer T-Shirts

'And where have you been?'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Family traits.

Prisoner Crossing

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Battleship Bingo Night.

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

A confinement of convicts

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

State Prison Child Care

'I'm coping.'

"This is the brother I told you guys about."

"We're so close that we're finishing each other's sentences."

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

'Looks like the prison has finally reached capacity.'

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"Prose & Cons."

'Say, you must be the Ed Johnson my wife kept telling me she should have married!'

"… which of course begs the question can any punishment really ever fit any crime?"

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

'No, I wasn't concerned about gun control.'

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Heroes of the Afghan War

Prison Chicken

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

'I think it's for retired sailors.'

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."