Retired Navy Officer Gifts

'I think it's for retired sailors.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Subwoofer

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

COWMIKAZES

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Coup thwarting

"Port outbound, starboard home."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"International trade"