Retrogaming Fan Gifts

Myspace then and now.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Old rocker.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."