Retro Novelty Seeker Gifts

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

George Michael

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Louis XIV

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Never too old to rock and roll."

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Stone-age Patents

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Have you seen this toaster?

Salvage Hunters

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

The traveling Yard Sale.

An interview with Codlin and Short

'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'

Rest Area: Prospectors' Trail

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

Jurassic Par.

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"